- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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