What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Hello.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Justin Bieber

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

we all know sammi has a penis

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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