- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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