- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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