- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

HURT

Moral

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

run farther?

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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