- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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