Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A dyslexic blind man

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Anti Joke

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