- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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