A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

im @ work, LOL.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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