- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock There's no door

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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