An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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