- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Are you Drew?

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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