- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Knock Knock Go Away

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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