Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

a pornstar comes early to a party

I LIKE TRAINS

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What'sucks and white Jackson

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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