What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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I am a women

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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you lose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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You're welcome!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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