Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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This sentence is false.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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