What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Loner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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