what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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The Female Orgasm

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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