Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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hi bye

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Dylan is gay

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar

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The jets are a good team..

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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