- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Yo mamas so fat.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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