how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Yo mamas so fat.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Your mom is so fat...

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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