- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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