- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A baby seal walks into a club.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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