- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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