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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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