- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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