- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

canaan and mallory

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Jews

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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