- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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