Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Womens' sports

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a woman votes!

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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