- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

I grunt when I poop.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

an athiest walks into a church

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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