why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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