- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

whats one plus one penis

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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