- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

TIMMAH!

roses are red. violets are violet...

Some people like melon and others like soup.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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