why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Womens' sports

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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