tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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The jets are a good team..

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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