So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

A black person walks out of KFC

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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