A women's opinion.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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