how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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