A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Your mom is so fat...

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Yo mamas so fat.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Dusters blow stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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