What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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im @ work, LOL.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Reading books

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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