Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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