Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Agent 47.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Cows are land manatees.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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