A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

The jets are a good team..

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

I killed someone on minecraft.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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