Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Has u seen my grammar?

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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