How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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