Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

69

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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