- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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