You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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