Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

luke moore cant pull it back

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

once upon a time, it snowed

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Basically copying you.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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