Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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