- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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