An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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