- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

A Sloth runs...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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