these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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