- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Romans rights.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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