When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

fava beans

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

This is not a joke

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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