Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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DESERT

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Cool Brian

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Republicans

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Anti Joke

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