Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

what is a bracket? a bracket

this is not an anti joke

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Rachel not blowing Robert.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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