Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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guess what chicken butt

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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The Detroit Lions

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Anti Joke

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