- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

knock knock no ones home

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did? Yes

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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