- Anti Joke

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit