Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Autism speaks but not really

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Hitler

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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obama's promises

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Women's rights

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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