- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Religion.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There's a car about to hit me.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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