- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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whats 69+2? 71

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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