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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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