Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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its all aodhan

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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