Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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your social life.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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