An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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