I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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falling didnt make the difference

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A man walks into a bar.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Anti Joke

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