- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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