Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

a horse nibbled a baby

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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