- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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knock knock There's no door

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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