What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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