If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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