An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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i have two hands.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Justin's hair

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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