- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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