whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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cancer

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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No, Trinidad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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I would rape her

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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