- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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