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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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