What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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