Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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She said no

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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